Posted by INTRUDN on January 02, 2001 at 06:07:24:
Two good old boys from Alabama, Bubba and Earl, went up north to try their hands at ice fishing. They had heard about it, but never tried it. They called up an outfitter and setup an appointment. When they arrived, they were given their poles, baits, saws, etc., and directions to the best fishing lake around. When they came back at dusk, the outfitter asked how they had done. Bubba said, "Not worth a dang! We wuz out there all day and didn't even get our lines wet!" Earl chimed in, "Yeah, them saws you give us ain't worth a flip!" The outfitter scratched his head and said, "Fellas, I sharpened those saws myself, so I know they were good!" Bubba replies, "Yeah, they wuz sharp enough, but we suggest you give bigger saws to the next folks that come your way." Earl added, "Yeah, it took us all dang day to cut a hole big enough to put our bassboat in!"